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on August 19, 2009

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Archives- January 2007

January 30 Sleeping Soundly The week before we left for Mexico we had the worst nights of sleep we have ever had. Our mattress had become an uncomfortably lump of bed with a huge depression right in the center, and it was downright miserable going to sleep no matter how much flipping we did. Initially we were going to wait until we got back from our trip but finally we realized that we needed to have at least one night of good sleep before we took a long flight. Let me start by saying that the last time I called a 1-800 number (dentist) was a complete disaster (the dentist that I was referred to overdosed me on novocaine everywhere except on the tooth he was working on!). So I was a little apprehensive at the thought of using 1800mattress but I was desperate. I needed someone who could come on the same day and also would remove our old mattress. I also needed to get their damn jingle out of my head once and for all! They were actually really unbelievable- I call...

USA's Population Control

I was watching a story on the news about a group of 17 high school girls who made a 'pregnancy pact' and methodically got themselves impregnated from various sources, including a homeless man. I suppose in the grand scheme of things, what with Jamie Lynn Spears getting pregnant in the public eye in her teens, and Jessica Alba et al minimizing the need for matrimony before conception, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. Financially, maybe these girls are on to something. The US has the worst maternity leave policy in the western world (I mean, even Ethiopia, the country of the famed famine, has more paid time off!) If the workforce is so unforgiving to new mothers, perhaps the time to have a baby is before entering it. No, of course, this isn't right. But maybe its time for America to take a look at the impact 6 paltry weeks is having on its working populace- the people who could actually afford to have children, often can't comfortably ...

Archives-December 2006

December 20 Rocky Balboa I'm not saying that I condone this kind of behaviour ...but Sly kinda brought this one on himself! 1:14 PM | Read comments (1) | Send a message | Permalink | View trackbacks (0) | Blog it | HumpDay Humor December 19 this is a test post from within Bluepulse If you can read this then im blogging [ Sent from my mobile phone using the MSN Spaces widget from www.bluepulse.com ] 5:55 PM | Send a message | Permalink | View trackbacks (0) | Blog it | Treo & Tech Natasha Lyonne Finally Turns Herself in for The Dog-Molesting Charge. No, You Read That Right. :: sent from lulugirl896's mobile This Items is coming from the channel: A Socialite's Life Natasha Lyonne Finally Turns Herself in for The Dog-Molesting Charge. No, You Read That Right. 12/19/2006 8:38:58 AM Natasha Lyonne Finally Turns Herself in for The Dog-Molesting Charge. No, You Rea...

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